BOUNCER: “Hi, how are you?”
PARMA: “Wut’d’ya say?”
BOUNCER: Ur off ya head, how high are you?”
PARMA: “Mate. It’s Hi, how are you?”
BOUNCER: “I’m not your mate, mate.”
PARMA: “Yeh right mate… got a light?”
BOUNCER: “Move off outta here.”
“Good food, friendly staff, a decent pub.” Concluded Parma_Chameleon17. “I oughtta do an urbanspoon then release a miniseries of experimental audio features sharing the story of the location, cos podcasts are old, right?”