You can’t stop me

As the title suggests, there are people in the world of news reporting and journalism who stand by this sole principle. It is good if your work is free of discrimination and reports nothing but the truth. In my opinion, if you want to be a journalist, or at least call yourself one, the first thing you should do is learn to respect your subjects and writing them without bias. I stumbled upon this self-proclaimed ‘journalist’, God even, but this ‘deity’ happened to go by the name of Nicole. Well, it really isn’t a ‘she’ but a ‘he’, but for the sake of satirism we’ll just go with it.

“Let’s be honest – I am the Jesus Christ of millennials, the Zoroaster of remembering the 90s, the Yahweh of introverts. Walt Disney. The bible had 40, maybe 50 characters in it. If it were rewritten today, is there any doubt in your mind that I would be every single one of the characters?”

She might sound like some enraged banshee, but I find this one of the most amusing and hilarious descriptions one can write. This post mocks the people who disregard the ethics of journalism whereby journalism has to be ‘this’ or ‘that’, but it can never be both.

Also, Nicole also made a hilarious post on Chinese New Year here. And I celebrated the start of my CNY with Princess, Kim, Venessa, and a few friends.