Speaking like Deb would, what the fucking fuck shitballs fuck is this shit fucken mother fucker?! Wow that felt great… im referring to or should i say profanely ranting about the 8th and FINALE season of Dexter. 7 episodes in and i can count the total number of kills by the lab geek on one hand !! ONE HAND, that is a disgrace! On the the other hand however (pun intended) the number of times that Dexter has given in to his ‘human emotions’ and gotten all soppy is way too much to speak of. Pull your socks up or should i say pull your knives out Dexter! Man up! Go for the kill dammit.

This how i currently feel about it all..

Keep your dirty judgmental thoughts to yourselves! In case you misinterpreted this is gif what i was trying to say is that this season sucks balls!

The 8th season consists of 12 episodes and so if my maths is correct (generally not) there are only 5 episodes remaining. I have no clue whats going on, the structure is a shambles and the show has deviated away from so many of the things that made the previous seasons so great. Theres no central serial killer, characters are entering and dying left right and centre. Not too mention Dexters “protege” Zac Hamilton, theres really not enough time for a sophisticated story to evolve unless…Talk of a spin off starring Jennifer Carpenter has been rife, is this the cause of the meltdown? Ive been a fan of Dexter since the beginning, yes im 18 and theres been 8 seasons that should explain why im so corrupt. But lets not get into that, for the first time the unpredictability and “surprises” the show is throwing up is unsettling in a negative way. At this point there is absolutely no indication as to how the series will end. For the sake of the show and its fans i really hope that the writers can produce something so spellbinding that they may be forgiven for a lack lustre first half. Don’t be prison break all over again ! I couldnt handle that 🙁