RMIT Technological Farce.

It would seem that, all people at RMIT want to talk about on their blogs is how boring the lectures are! How interesting… I’d rather talk about something a bit more interesting. How about we delve into the topic of RMIT itself! No, I’m not talking about blueprints or the founding fathers of the school, I’m literally talking about the name! Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology…Technology. Now, I’m not bagging RMIT, it’s an awesome school and I love going here, but you’d think with the name, we’d be able to get something as simple as a projector to work! I see the advertisements for RMIT and there’s a young woman who has apparently been accepted into a aerospace engineering internship for some big name company. That’s a hell of a lot of technology involved in that area! But still, you’d think she’d learn all that first class education from a uni which can get their projectors to work! Hell, she’d be reading it off the projector! Now, it’s not only those beaming light transmitters that I’m ranting on about, it’s also the computers! I can’t understand what is going on! I’m editing my film on a Mac computer in building 39 and no joke, the computer kept crashing, reloading and for some reason, taking 20 minutes to render every inch of film, text, music etc. Why? RMIT, what are you doin’? RMIT…STAHP! Even the elevators/escalators won’t work! Every time I go up there it seems they’re stuck and baring some sort of fence to stop me from going up there, as if I’d be walking through the cave in Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Arc! But, I venture up there anyways with all faces of shock and horror following me, as I swing past the shooting arrows, poisonous darts and alligators down below. I slide into my tutorial like Indiana Jones with a second to spare. Guess what, the projector doesn’t work when I get there! Even now, the reason I’m writing this is because the printers don’t work and I’m resorting to illustrations and authoring of boredom. If you are reading this, you’re probably quite bored and probably concerned as to what kind of well minded kid would compare the lack of technology with a Steven Spielberg film. Oh well. Anyway, “That’s all I have to say about that” (Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks). Thanks for reading. Hopefully you’re not on an RMIT computer, or you probably would only be able to read the first couple of lines before it crashes and explodes from a data intake overload. See you in class people 😉