I had the most strangest realisation today as I was walking my dog Gary around the park. If my friend Jess was a dog she would be Gary. Apart from the obvious gender difference, they are both scarily similar in three main ways:

1. They lie around all day doing absolutely nothing productive.

2. When humans are around all they want is their attention.

3. They always want other peoples food, especially the last bite.

(this is Gary, the only way I could get him to take the photo was by having food in my other hand, hence the desperate look on his face)