Usually I love Apple because everything is shiny, sleek and designed in California.
Today though Apple have pulled off the biggest cover up since Utegate.
By unveiling both the iWrist and iPhone 6 they have diverted everyone’s attention away from the fact that they have discontinued the iPod Classic, the greatest product Apple has ever created. It is a sad day for all us pretentious music nerds who feel that they must carry 160 GB of music with them at all times. For those of you going into shock and need the truth check it out on Pitchfork.
I guess this means that I will hold my own Classic a little bit closer at night uncertain of our future together.
This is true love.
I couldn’t work out which poor taste joke to end on so here is both.
It’s as if Steve Jobs has died a third time (The second time he was killed by Ashton Kutcher).
The iPod Classic has joined Steve in the great iCloud in the sky.
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