A customer rushed into work 10 minutes before closing time and appeared in what looked like the biggest rush of his life. Clearly in distress, I approached said customer and attempted to help. Our conversation:
Me: “Hi, can I help you with something?”
Him: “I need bear food”
Him: “Bear food. I need bear food for the bears. Do you sell bear food?”
Him: “OWWWW NO!” *as he rushes out of the store
Questions for this customer:
1) is there such thing as bear food?
2) Where are you looking for these bears?
3) What do you intend to do with these bears once you’ve fed them?
Image from http://polarbearaffair.com 2010