Jarrod is a media student at university who refers to himself in the third person (he is allowed to because now he has a blog and is officially cool). He is not very adventurous; he has only ever used one side of a cheese grater. He just doesn’t get it. What are the other sides for? What about that one that does the slicing? He hears you say. He understands, but when it comes to slicing, the first point of call would seldom be a grater.