Why won’t you let me play Ello? Seriously why. you. so. exclusive?

The newest social media platform is here, and guess what? It’s a snobby bitch.

Don’t worry, I didn’t want to sit with you anyway. *smashes laptop on the floor*

I feel like I’m the unpopular girl, waiting for an ‘invite’. I am being EXCLUDED!

I don’t know if this is a marketing miracle, or if Ello really just can’t keep up with the sudden influx of social media crazed teenagers wanting their 29th way to connect online.

Either way I want it. Make it happen Ello, make it HAPPEN!